- "You heard me. I'm not frightened of you, you spray tan guido douche."
- ―Bar Girl to Tony DeMarco
The Bar Girl is an unnamed patron of Walton's Bar in 2012. She drinks with Raul Passos and Max Payne, but is interrupted by Tony DeMarco and members of the DeMarco crime family. Tony hits her aside the head with his gun for insulting him.